Bonjour mon amis,
You probably haven't been wondering where I've been. So I won't bore you with the details but rest assured, there's a cybernetic waitress in Prague still looking for her pants.
In stark contrast to that whimsy, I've decided to formally become a miser and a shut-in. I have no home internet access, my windows are completely shuttered, and I'm turning my cell phone into the third most important component of a home-made toaster oven.
But on the plus side, I'm halfway to acquiring a small African nation.
Keep watching this space for future transmissions/epistles. I may have retreated from the human race, but I still need to talk about Kevin Federline.
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