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Subject:money makes me crazy
Time:12:16 pm
Bonjour mon amis,

You probably haven't been wondering where I've been. So I won't bore you with the details but rest assured, there's a cybernetic waitress in Prague still looking for her pants.

In stark contrast to that whimsy, I've decided to formally become a miser and a shut-in. I have no home internet access, my windows are completely shuttered, and I'm turning my cell phone into the third most important component of a home-made toaster oven.

But on the plus side, I'm halfway to acquiring a small African nation.

Keep watching this space for future transmissions/epistles. I may have retreated from the human race, but I still need to talk about Kevin Federline.

--rms
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Subject:policeman watching you / i see everything the policeman sees
Time:08:09 pm
Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!
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Subject:you/all/everybody
Time:10:29 am
It's the first of September and I'm feeling fine. You?
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Subject:BAU or WTF?
Time:11:43 am
For the first time in about five months I am officially Bored At Work. Trust me, it's just the calm before the storm.

(I initially typed "clam before the storm". How wild would that be?)
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Subject:how do you like me now?
Time:08:07 am
I blew through all of Entourage Season Two this weekend.

And thanks to a constant regimen of exercise biking and bland-food-eating, I've lost at least 30 pounds since January. My co-workers accused me of having a tapeworm. If only it were that easy!
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Subject:bazooka joe's got deep pockets
Time:10:21 pm
A brief excerpt from a conversation I had with Hendro on Friday night:

Hendro: "Did you see Chumbscrubber?"
Me: "No, did you see Thumbsucker?"
Hendro: "No."

--Fin--
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Subject:oh, boo
Time:09:34 am
Lost character quizCollapse )
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Subject:let's all get up and dance to a song...
Time:10:00 pm
I found this old setlist in my trousers from when I used to write down the songs I played on Friday nights:

you are the dancing queenCollapse )
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Subject:check out brian's legs
Time:01:15 pm
There aren't enough pictures of me in my LJ. Thanks to John, problem solved.

me in the boothCollapse )
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Subject:do you kiss my mother with that mouth?
Time:11:29 am
Veronica She-Mars meets Laguna's Kristin Cavallari

So Cute!Collapse )
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